Operating on the principle of “better the devil you know”, we might not want to see Orange Julius Caesar with a buzz cut. Ugly as it is, that knoggin rug may be the only thing allowing him to appear remotely human. Cutting it might make him look even more Voldemort-ish.

Much as I appreciate the lovely lady’s intentions, that’s one road to Hell I’d rather not pave.

“Heaven is a library of every book ever written, eternity to sit and read, and a bottomless cup of the best coffee.”

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