My Medium Essay IndexCraig Allen HeathJul 5, 2020·3 min readAll the essays I’ve published on MediumPhoto by Steve Johnson on UnsplashThe Declaration of IdiocyNot the Only, Just the Latestmedium.comNavy Releases Video of Shiny ObjectOperation Watch this Hand a “Qualified Success” says Pentagon Spokesrobotmedium.comThe Enemy We NeedCOVID-19 is a ruthless killer of human beings. Any human being. All human beings.medium.comGive Your Manuscript “Agent-Ready” PolishThe Author’s Checklist Shows You Howmedium.comOnce The Question is Asked……the answer is always ‘Yes’.medium.comThe Accidental PresidencyAmerica Needs a Mulliganmedium.comThis Gallant Will Command the SunThere’s an old phrase in fairly common use that translates as “Don’t lie to me.”medium.comThe Naked EmperorCan we point and laugh now?medium.com3 Steps to Avoiding Articles Like ThisBetter living through less click-baitmedium.comWhy I Don’t Crush My In-Laws Like BugsAn Unpublished Essay From My Youthmedium.comOf Flame and Freeze and Simple Dumb LuckFire chased us from our Paradise home. Now snow traps us in our Eugene refuge.medium.comFine Scottish Days“Fine Scottish day” I say, leading Coco by the leash down the muddy lane to the dog park.medium.comMay the Bridges I Burn Light the WayThe morning of November 8, 2018, about 8:30, my wife and I were beginning our day as we had for years: Workouts, a…medium.comDo Not Eat…and other unheeded warningsmedium.comTrump Supporter Hospitalized with IIBF -Irony-Induced Brain FreezeA Trump-supporting motorcyclist has been hospitalized with what doctors are calling a new ailment: Irony-Induced Brain…medium.comYou Won’t Click on This!This story asks an important question, but you won’t click on it because…medium.comTo Every Trump Supporter: A Thought ExperimentClose your eyes.medium.comTo Insure Domestic TranquilityMany Americans believe fighting guns with guns will stop the killing and are willing to kill to prove it.medium.comTo the Medium-Published, First-Time Novelist: Don’tJust. Don’t.medium.comWe Do the Best We Know HowI didn’t reach the point of appreciating my father until I was in my early thirties. Before that, when I wasn’t…medium.comThere, But for the Grace of Dog, Go IOver first cups of coffee in the kitchen I would like to hug and kiss my wife good morning, but I can’t. There is a dog…medium.comTwo ‘Bots Under One RoofIf a spouse suggests bringing another person into the marriage, a wise person will refuse. Wisdom will dictate that any…medium.comPresumed Innocent Until Not“Just look at all the FBI agents!”medium.comMeditation Before MediationI will not still my mind. I will ignore it. I will not stop my thoughts. I will let them pass through without…medium.comA Straitjacket with Wings — The Freedom of Strict Poetic StructureThere are few things more annoying than a twenty-four-year-old aspiring poet who thinks he has invented something. That…writingcooperative.comThrough the Looking Glass Presidency — It’s a Family Affair — Nepotism is Only the BeginningAccording to numerous reports, family members of President Donald Trump are being given high-ranking, sensitive and…medium.comInterview with Ike— a Great, If Dead, American PresidentAmerican presidents have come to be judged by their first 100 days since FDR in 1933. As I write this, the 100th day of…medium.comHome | Craig Allen Heathcraigallenheath.com