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Craig Allen Heath

Feb 11, 2019·1 min read

I saw what you did there ;)

Craig Allen Heath

“Heaven is a library of every book ever written, eternity to sit and read, and a bottomless cup of the best coffee.”

…completely concealed in a quagmire of cliché catchphrases, rhetorical crutches, and lazy metaphors. Not to mention run-on sentences.

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